Sorry folks no storyline this week as I am feeling rather ill and physically cut up after a heavy fall in a movie shoot this weekend, I used to do all the action stunts in various scenes for famous actresses, this one was for Nicole Kidman in her new movie.."Windowblind-Black Ruby".., as you see I look somewhat like her even though really I'm a man, although I used to get a lotta gip at school with a name like Thuglifejunior looking like I do.
The scene had me sliding down some magma mountain after gliding to a graceful landing from my wing assisted flight, my first hint of trouble was when I seen Stardock Cylon mental asylum escapee's throwing Neos Rainlendar and Vienna Rapture widgets at me, straight into my flight path, ripping one of my exquisitely implanted wings off right at the shoulder, well you know its much worse than breaking a nail, then I found the ground under me becoming unbearably hot, the buggers had switched the false magma with real stuff...suffice to say I slid my legs down to the knee, now I can only get bit parts in cartoons, one being..."Pinky and the brain".., but because of my so-called accident, they have since changed it to ..."Stumpy and the Brain"...
Well all I can do now is sit and heal up with my trusty Blisterpack widget set and plot my revenge....which I'm sure will be soon.