The Teaching Time

It was only a matter of time till the High Priestess Thuggerlina caught him, he had been messing around with the whip of time continuation for too long now, changing all and sundry to suit his needs, treating time like a game, now Capt. Starkers was caught.....He was supposed to be on guard duty down at the barracks, in fact he had slipped off to the MoonBeam Tavern for a couple of Slurps, which in fact is a heavy duty crime in itself, but it was in using the whip that was his downfall.....You see little known to him, but Princess Thuggerlina was out on a brief Romantic fling herself, but the evening had come to an very unexpected end, when the fella in question tried to lay one of his ugly little hands on our beautiful Princess, what a bloody wart he was, how dare he, anyway our Princess immediately removed his head with a short vicious swipe of her very formidable hand armour, but in doing so, had half of his head juices splashed up the front of her breast plate, now we know that this is a very undignified thing to happen to a Princess, but to make it worse, Capt.Starkers, after having his couple of slurps was well on his way and was using the whip continuation to distort time for a couple of slurp maidens down at the wharf, but everytime he gave the whip a mighty crack our Princess would find herself covered in the warts brain matter, again and again, so with no short stretch of imagination, she knew someone was messing around with the whip......To cut a long story short, we ended up with Capt.Starkers tied to a stake and our very handy Princess was about to show him the other uses of the time whip, I'd say ole Starkers was in for a nasty time.....to much lust for the slurp and the slurp maidens you see...let this be a lesson to you young watchknights, take your duties seriously, cos you never know when the Princess might be indulging in a bit of Wart sport, do you Hey....and as for ole Starkers, lets say he won't be lying down anytime soon with the next slurp maiden to come along Ha Ha Ha

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And since it is Christmas, I thought I would give you all a present and let you gaze upon the handsome visage of non other that The Thug himself Ha Ha Hope you enjoy, cheers everyone....The Thug