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The Teaching Time by thuglifejunior The Teaching Time by thuglifejunior
It was only a matter of time till the High Priestess Thuggerlina caught him, he had been messing around with the whip of time continuation for too long now, changing all and sundry to suit his needs, treating time like a game, now Capt. Starkers was caught.....He was supposed to be on guard duty down at the barracks, in fact he had slipped off to the MoonBeam Tavern for a couple of Slurps, which in fact is a heavy duty crime in itself, but it was in using the whip that was his downfall.....You see little known to him, but Princess Thuggerlina was out on a brief Romantic fling herself, but the evening had come to an very unexpected end, when the fella in question tried to lay one of his ugly little hands on our beautiful Princess, what a bloody wart he was, how dare he, anyway our Princess immediately removed his head with a short vicious swipe of her very formidable hand armour, but in doing so, had half of his head juices splashed up the front of her breast plate, now we know that this is a very undignified thing to happen to a Princess, but to make it worse, Capt.Starkers, after having his couple of slurps was well on his way and was using the whip continuation to distort time for a couple of slurp maidens down at the wharf, but everytime he gave the whip a mighty crack our Princess would find herself covered in the warts brain matter, again and again, so with no short stretch of imagination, she knew someone was messing around with the whip......To cut a long story short, we ended up with Capt.Starkers tied to a stake and our very handy Princess was about to show him the other uses of the time whip, I'd say ole Starkers was in for a nasty time.....to much lust for the slurp and the slurp maidens you see...let this be a lesson to you young watchknights, take your duties seriously, cos you never know when the Princess might be indulging in a bit of Wart sport, do you Hey....and as for ole Starkers, lets say he won't be lying down anytime soon with the next slurp maiden to come along Ha Ha Ha

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Rainlendar: Clear Rainy No.2
Objectdock Background: Arileen Drawer both side and middle
Objectdock Icons: Cryo64 Genesis 3 by Dario Arnaez
Widgets: No Load Meter and No Load Limit Widget, both by the great Sir Bilbo, Hyalo Picture Show and Hyalo Email both done by the awesome Adni18; Cabal Drives by the ever masterful, the great Tiggz; Yahoo Borg Clock and Weather Widget
Desktop Objects: Cryo Levit My Computer by Dario Arnaez

And since it is Christmas, I thought I would give you all a present and let you gaze upon the handsome visage of non other that The Thug himself Ha Ha Hope you enjoy, cheers everyone....The Thug
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teddybearcholla Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
...aaaahhhh so now it is Capt. Starkers turn...this one a bit gruesome for me...might have nightmares with all that brain matter flying around!!! :faint: :giggle:...no matter ( no pun intended!!) ;) ....I am very pleased to meet you Dale!!! It is always nice to meet the face behind the hand that draws or writes the artwork and stories!!! :heart: :hug: :glomp: :hug:
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008  Professional Artist
Why thank you M'Lady, thats why I put the photo up, so that I could meet everyone face to face so to speak, it always helps when you have an idea of who you are talking to, I'm sorry if I give you nightmares, but just think of me in the photo, no, wait that would make the nightmares worse Ha Ha Ha thanks fro all the kind words M'Lady and the awesome compliments, means a lot coming from the beautiful one
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teddybearcholla Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug:
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Professional Artist
Aaaaaah you're still the best hugger in the world..definitely
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teddybearcholla Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
but I am also soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late!!! :heart: :hug: :glomp: It is good to see you Dale!!!:hug: :hug: :glomp: :rose:
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Professional Artist
And you too Barbs, and I mean really see you, I just seen your photo on WC, my oh my was I right in calling you the beautiful lady, and when I get messages like this, why that just makes my day M'Lady, flowers and hugs...Whooooeeeeee thats more than a man can take Ha Ha Ha thanks Barbs, you really are a beautiful, wonderful and special lady, thank you for being that...Merry Christmas my good friend and thanks
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Sheleych Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Wayt to go Dale I love this story and the SS but I think the shot of you is the best yet.:hug:
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Why thank you my beautiful Dreamcatcher, thank you very much, and thanks for the kind comments on my SS
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vervi59 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
I love this shot Dale ! Excellent work my Boet ! Cheers my good friend !V
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Hiya Vito, thanks my my Boet for the awesome compliments, I knew you would pop in for a chat or a comment Ha Ha Ha, you always have my my back, thanks Vito, you're a great friend my China
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vervi59 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
You're wecome Dale ! You're a great friend U2 !Cheers my bro...
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Hey Hey that was fast, are you hovering over your keyboard today, I hope making more fantastic docks my China...Is that a new Avatar I see now, is that really a picture of you, shit you look old in that my Boet, very old...no it can't be you Ha Ha Ha
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vervi59 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
It is not me...It's my Godfather "Vito Corleone" Ha Ha Ha
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Ha Ha Ha don't lie, I think you've aged very gracefully my friend, don't be embarressed Ha Ha Ha cheers Vito, awesome return comment Ha Ha
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bilbo2 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008   Interface Designer
nice shot
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Thanks Bilbo for the compliments, you are always welcome to critique my shots as you are my favourite author Ha Ha, thanks Bilbo, Merry Christmas my friend
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deea19 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
Very cool Thug. I love your work. I wake up this morning thinking that I will take a look at your new wincustomize entries but surprise...after 3 days wincustomize it's still not working. Same goes for guichamps. Can you access wincustomize site or is it just me?
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Hiya Deea, sorry to take so long to get back to you...ja I also have hassles getting into wincustomise and the GUI's, I think they are having intermittant problems with their sever again, they haven't said anything about repairs or anything, so I gather it was problems they were hit with, although now it looks like they have it sorted, for how long I don't know, but they definitely are on top of things knowing those fella's...anyway thanks for the compliments Deea, and very nice to talk to you again, thank you
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deea19 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Don't worry about taking so long ;) Good to know I'm not the only one who had problems with their sites. I was starting to feel a little bit discriminated :rofl:
Hope you are doing fine Thug. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Professional Artist
Ha Ha Ha No don't worry it was all of us it was shutting out, and I know that feeling only to well, and shit can it get you frustrated Ha Ha Ha....Listen Deea, you and yours have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year My friend, I wish you all the best for the holidays...Godspeed and Godbless you Deea, and thanks for being a friend
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deea19 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
Thank you Dale for all your kind words. I also want to wish you Merry Christmas to you and all your family. I really hope you will find peace and happiness this Christmas.
Take care my friend.
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008  Professional Artist
Thanks a lot Deea, those sure are beautiful words, thank you very much indeed, thank you
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Smokey41 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
...... :worship: :thumbsup:
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Cheers Smokes thanks my friend for the compliments...is it me or has the text font changed in the typing blocks, it seems different to me, oh well as long as I can type Ha Ha cheers Smokes
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Smokey41 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
..... :thumbsup:
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ash9111 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
Great shot Dale, Still waiting fir the bastard printer.!! Sorry mate.!
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Professional Artist
Ha Ha Ha Bastard is the correct name for anything technological that break downs or doesn't perform as it should, just be careful though, if your rig is running alright and you call it a bastard, its got a nasty habit of overhearing you and just shutting down, I swear some of these rigs are alive Ha Ha...cheers Nick, always a pleasure to talk to you or hear from you, cheers my friend
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relhom Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice one.
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008  Professional Artist
Thanks Richard, the wall was great, but I just couldn't get it to do what I wanted in the end, although I'm more than happy with the result, it is definitely not my finest hour, but thanks Richard for the compliments and support
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bk13garbageman Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Awesome shot Dale! Good to see ya!
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thuglifejunior Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008  Professional Artist
Thanks Fred for the awesome comments mate, means a lot, and I gather you like my pic hey, thats my bad side though, I should have written that down Ha Ha...cheers Fred
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bk13garbageman Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Not at all My friend! :laughing:
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