Neanderthal Moderatis

Early one Monday morning, a moderator, who was really quite a pleasant man, sat quietly checking his quota of screenshots, which he had done for the last seven years, and quite well I must add, but deep down in his inner cranium, Neanderthal moderatis had been sitting dormant slowly evolving him into what he was becoming.
It only took one wrong screenshot, one comment and he suddenly exploded into this..this...Thing!!!
A cigar smokin', blisterpack(widget)encrusted teeth bulk, with a body like a granite boulder!! Luckily we had time to deploy the stealth widgets to keep track of him, as he ran cursing out the door.." Its clobberin' time,where those darn screenshotters at "
We finally talked Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four to take him on as a crimefighter, but we still don't feel safe enough yet to unharness the Pitch Black windowblind that holds him in check.
From time to time he still moderates, here at Wincustomise, his name is......aaah now thats a secret!