Breakdown....Resident Style

It had been building for weeks, submitting screenshot after screenshot, two and a half stars...three stars....two and a half stars....I just couldn't win, no matter what I submitted the Moderators knocked my work for a six, couldn't they see the work, the trials, the expertise that had gone into these shots, some I'd laboured with for days, some nights even, no sleep.....it had to happen, I cracked.
I got out my crysis gamesuit, loaded up my 100 sysmetrix, polished the old reliable 100 rainlender and to top it all off, I slipped into my Cryo64 Exodo YQ blind, I had already checked my Outer Limit weather widget so I knew it was now or never to head down to the Mods. office and stir up one helluva fuss.....
Then it happened, you can see from my face in the shot how much pain I was in, I had scored some Resident evil serum from my contact, I'd seen the movies, played the game, I knew what this stuff could do........what the idiot didn't tell me was, it was in suppository form, next thing I know he's got this great big bloody glass cylinder shoved up my butt....well I never, I screamed the bloody roof off, in-between turning into a flesh-eating Zombie, screaming in agony and running to the loo every 3 minutes, I can tell you the Mods. are damn lucky they didn't actually get to see me on my Resident Evil breakdown day, I would have taken that suppository and shoved it............
So next time I get angry with them I think I'll just try emailing.....